Saturday, August 27, 2016

I Don't Care: China

Okay, so I just got back from a trip from China, so now I can totally do a review on this. Okay, China's urban areas are extremely polluted and densely populated, the two biggest cons right there. Because of the amount of people, the subways and streets are always jam-packed to the max, especially during rush hour. The pollution also makes the air bad for you and gives off a bad odor in general. Decent housing is quite expensive, and you are almost guaranteed to live in an apartment. Single houses can cost up to 10x as much. However, the street vendors are a huge plus, because of the extremely good accessibility. Every morning I could go out and buy my whole day's food in less than 10 minutes ON FOOT. If you are used to living in western countries, you will also find the basic living needs there very cheap. E.g: 15¢ for a haircut, and 1$ for a bowl of noodles.

China Urban Final Rating: 5/10

However, the rural areas are a complete opposite of the aforementioned living conditions. The only actually sustainable job there is as a farmer, as the tourism is too low to run shops or restaurants. Purchasing commodities requires traveling very far, and farming is very exhausting. The pollution there is far less though, and the street vendors still exist here. 
Unfortunately, I have yet to find an in-between living area, but if there is one, it would certainly get a higher rating than both of these here.

China Rural Final Rating: 4/10


Thursday, June 9, 2016

I Don't Care: Good Dictionary

Hello, this is a review on the best dictionary of the web. Not Dictionary.com, nor is it Cambridge. It is, the one, the only...


New words everyday! Words like higgledy-piggledy! What does that mean? Who knows! But it's a real word! Go to gooddictionary.com now! Also, it's for school so he'll get a better grade! Help a needy person!

Final Rating: 11/10

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

I Don't Care: Chocolate

Okay, so first, I want you all to know why I haven't been posting for a while. First reason, is because I don't care. Obviously. But the actual reason is because of this game.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/322330/
Maybe I'll do a review on it next time. But this time, I'm gonna review chocolate. Chocolate is made by first fermenting the cacao beans to reduce how bitter it is. Which is very bitter. Then, you dry, clean, and roast them. After this, you remove the shell and grind them up into bits. Add the other ingredients, and ta-da, you have basic chocolate. That's a lot of work.

3/10 for process.

But it tastes good, I guess.

Final Rating: 5/10

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

I Don't Care: Mice

This is my review on mice. Mice are very annoying pests. They eat all your food and make annoying sounds when you're sleeping. They are so bad.

BUT, only when you don't want them. Similar to how unwanted plants are considered weeds, unwanted mice are the same. Pet mice are super cute.

Final Rating: 5/10

I Don't Care: The Titanic

Hi there, I am reviewing the Titanic. Apparently, the Titanic was an unsinkable ship. But it sank. False Advertising, people. Not only that, but it had 4 smokestacks. Only 3 of them work. Stop lying, Ismay! That aside, it was quite a luxurious ship. 9/10, if you don't mind dying.

Final Rating: 4/10


Monday, May 9, 2016

I Don't Care: Polyethylene

So, this is quite a long word. If you want to know how to pronounce it, say these really fast: Paulee-Etheleen. OK. That's done. It is plastic. Now let's review it. Polyethylene is hard to type really fast. It is quite a chore, points off for that. And it takes a long time to degrade. It pollutes the waters. Makes kids fail spelling tests. Makes them depressed. Causes suicide rates to increase. Horrible.

Final Rating: 1/10

Sunday, May 8, 2016

I Don't Care: McDonalds

McDonalds is a super popular restaurant internationally, but does it deserve that title?

Yes.

McDonalds is tasty. But not the wraps. Ew.

Final Rating: 9/10

Also my teacher's name is Ms. McDonald.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

I Don't Care: Fontdiner Swanky

On one of my previous reviews, I looked at the font Times New Roman. I said it was the second best font. So now, I bring you, the long awaited (One Day) best font!

It is the one and only !!!

What makes this font so amazing?

Let's see: 

-Unorganized and  unaligned

-Large and easy to read

-Always bold 

-Studs at the end of lines, like Times New Roman

What's not to love?

Final Rating: 10/10


I Don't Care: Red

This is my review on the color red. First, let's lay out the facts.

-It is a color

-It is on the opposite side of green on the color wheel

-It has three letters

-It is not any other color besides itself

Ok, we're done with that.
WARNING: IF THE COLOR RED APPEALS TO YOU, THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE MAY OFFEND YOU

My favorite color is green. Red is the polar opposite of green. Green appeals to me. Red is the opposite, so I hate red.

Final Rating: 2/10

I Care Too Much

After looking at my previous posts I realized...
That I cared too much writing them.
So now I will care even less.

Friday, May 6, 2016

I Don't Care: Times New Roman

This is my review of the font Times New Roman. Times New Roman is a generic looking font, but differs from other generic looking fonts such as Arial, Calibri, and Verdana by having sharper lines and studs at the end. I find Times New Roman much more visually appealing than the three stated above, which is why I use it as this very blog's font.

Final Rating: 9/10

Last Comments: Second Best Font.

I Don't Care: Yonge Street

Hi. I'll be reviewing Yonge Street, Toronto, Canada. If you don't know where that is, use Google Maps. Anyways, Yonge Street is a street formerly claimed to be the longest street in the world, although that was only because people were dumb and counted 1810 extra kilometers. (Yes, I'm using metric. Use Google if you must.) That aside, let's look at the traffic. Yonge Street is jam-packed with shops, so it's no surprise that the traffic is quite bad. Many of the shops themselves are also quite run-down and quite sad looking, to say the least.

Final Rating: 5/10

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