I Don't Care: Mice

This is my review on mice. Mice are very annoying pests. They eat all your food and make annoying sounds when you're sleeping. They are so bad.

BUT, only when you don't want them. Similar to how unwanted plants are considered weeds, unwanted mice are the same. Pet mice are super cute.

Final Rating: 5/10

I Don't Care: The Titanic

Hi there, I am reviewing the Titanic. Apparently, the Titanic was an unsinkable ship. But it sank. False Advertising, people. Not only that, but it had 4 smokestacks. Only 3 of them work. Stop lying, Ismay! That aside, it was quite a luxurious ship. 9/10, if you don't mind dying.

Final Rating: 4/10

I Don't Care: Polyethylene

So, this is quite a long word. If you want to know how to pronounce it, say these really fast: Paulee-Etheleen. OK. That's done. It is plastic. Now let's review it. Polyethylene is hard to type really fast. It is quite a chore, points off for that. And it takes a long time to degrade. It pollutes the waters. Makes kids fail spelling tests. Makes them depressed. Causes suicide rates to increase. Horrible.

Final Rating: 1/10

I Don't Care: McDonalds

McDonalds is a super popular restaurant internationally, but does it deserve that title?

Yes.

McDonalds is tasty. But not the wraps. Ew.

Final Rating: 9/10

Also my teacher's name is Ms. McDonald.